NARRATIVES, all by Bob Wilkins unless otherwise stated.

1) 2009 Newsletter
2) Overview of 2006

3) Report on trip to Hong Kong 2007

 

2009 Newsletter, written January 2010

 

Hello Everyone!

 

We hope you’ve had a very pleasant Christmas and trust that 2010 will be all you could wish it to be.

 

On Sunday 5th September we’ll be having our 150th Birthday Party here.    As at our 140th, we’ll have games, quizzes and other entertainments to occupy the mind, and performances (not necessarily musical) from those who wish to make a contribution.

 

For us, 2009 had its usual variety, with events to run and projects to pursue but the year was, sadly, dominated by the Coach House problem, caused by a cowboy builder who left us over a year ago with a great mess and more than £100,000 poorer.      His work has to be completely stripped out and the job, conversion of the Coach House in the back garden into four flats, started again from scratch.

 

The Bank of Scotland still haven’t told us what they intend to do, either to continue the loan so that we can complete the development and sell the building so that Kate can reduce her work load, or repossess the place so ending any hope of reducing Kate’s hours of work.     Kate is permanently exhausted, and we dread the situation continuing indefinitely, not knowing how long she’ll be able to keep going.

 

At present we’ve had definite pledges of loans from several people totalling £95,000, which is enough to pay off the bank, but we still need £115,000 to get the work done so that all loans can be repaid by the sale of the four flats.   We’re hoping to raise the money in loans of smaller amounts, maybe £1,000 or £5,000, so that we can go ahead with everything.   So if you have any pals who’d be interested in a short-term investment (one year maximum), please let us know!

 

From my point of view there is little work around.   Approaches to schools are not very successful, but I’m about to put five stories on YouTube (“Sally’s Picture of Her Mum” “The Wide Mouthed Frog” “A Name for the Cat” “The Baby River Turtle” and “Rindycella”) which I’m hoping will generate some interest.    You might mention them to anyone you know in a school.    I’m also working on a series of one-hour adult presentations on African explorers Sam Baker and Richard Burton, on the fourteenth century traveller Ibn Batutta, and composers Chopin and Schumann.  These will be tried out here and hopefully ‘sold’ to organisations as entertainment at corporate functions.      A few more details are in ‘Presentations’ elsewhere on this website.

 

As far as music is concerned, the house is full of it as usual, thank goodness.   “What’s On”, elsewhere in this website, gives a taste of what we’re doing, but there’s a lot more which doesn’t reach the list of excitements available to the public. .     Vivace is growing, now being over 40 strong, with some good soloists so that we no longer need to import strangers.      The Committee is doing a good job of running things, so that I now have little to do.   Kate still, of course, plays the piano for rehearsals and concerts.   In the last year we’ve had wonderful days with Murray McLachlan, concert pianist and head of the European Piano Teachers Association (EPTA), and world famous Noriko Ogawa who spent a day giving master classes, finishing with a superb recital.    Noriko has become one of our special pals and we look forward to her next visit.     Masa Tayama, whom many of you now know, has taught and played here many times, demonstrating that he’s one of the finest pianists in the world today.

 

We decided that Kate’s teaching practice needed widening with the addition of extra personnel and an increase in the range of activities, and so set up The Elmitt Piano Academy, with her friends (and pupils) Bev Preece and Jana Cerna.  For details see under ‘Piano Academy’ elsewhere in this website.

 

The disreputable wash room was gutted, the leaky roof repaired, and the smelly drainage fixed.     I’m about to start the insulation work and do the decorating, so that it will soon be home to a teacher, some pupils, and the piano we bought for the WI Hall, whose custodians will be glad to see the back of it as it’s in the way and no-one uses it, apart from us a couple of times a year.

 

We had an exciting summer, with the EPTA Conference in Manchester followed by Chethams Summer School, where everyone was enthralled by the performances of ‘Magnificent Masa’.    We were able to stay in the delightful home of daughter Anne and Peter while they went off to Tanzania, and met up with all of my family, daughters Elizabeth and Julie and grandchildren Vicky, Katherine, Richard, and their kids.       We didn’t get to see Ian this time, but believe he’s OK too.     We have two new great-grandchildren, granddaughter Katherine giving birth to Lyla (with Jim’s help!), while Genna and grandson Richard now have Nathan to keep them awake at nights.    We also have a new arrival, in the shape of Penny, a black lab/golden retriever cross who has taken the place of dear old Emily, who died a short time ago at the age of fifteen and a half, and who is dreadfully missed by us, and by Midnight the cat.     During the summer we visited Kate’s sister Pauline in Zurich and spent some time with Elise as well.

 

The Hitchin Festival saw Eagle Four (Kate, Christine Bunning – soprano, Catherine Wilmers – cello, and Diana Levitas – violin) give a sell-out concert, while Catherine and Kate, and Christine and Kate had similarly successful duo concerts.     Our friend David Cripps decided to revive the works of Tom Lehrer, and with Kate has now done three shows, thrilling the audiences with such classics as Vatican Rag, and Poisoning Pigeons in the Park.     During the Festival I did the first of my ‘historic presentations’, a journey along the Silk Road in AD 1328, to a group in a local pub.

 

We’ve just returned from eight days in Portugal, being very grateful for use of the luxury flat of Elizabeth and Rod Yates, four pleasant days with E & R and four days on our own after they went off to spend Christmas in Singapore and Hong Kong.     The second half of our happy Christmas holiday has been spent with Mart, who is keeping well, and with daughter Elizabeth who swapped the bitter cold of the Oldham steppes for the big freeze in Arlesey.

 

We ourselves will be going to Hong Kong in March for Kate to adjudicate at the Festival there, while I work in schools.   We made friends with an English girl there who’s just set up as an artists’ agent, and who’ll have me working with kids and also teaching teachers to be storytellers.       Because we want the animals to remain in the house while we’re away, we’re keen to find someone to stay here from 7th March to mid April.        A sensible student, teenage or otherwise, would be acceptable, or anyone else who can be trusted to feed their fellow occupants and take Penny for a walk each morning and evening.        Perhaps the ideal opportunity for that trial separation you’ve been thinking of?

 

In August Kate will be leaving me (sob, sob) to spend three weeks in the Swiss Alps giving master classes and accompanying strings at the Goppisberger Music Festival.  This is a course for talented pianists and string players who will be giving high class performances in nine concerts in the three weeks!      Details are in ‘Piano Courses’, elsewhere on this website.   It’s run by a friend of Kate’s sister Pauline.    Contact Kate if you know someone who might be interested.

 

We’ve busy bringing this website up to date, and apologise if there are blips which you find confusing.     If you have any suggestions which you feel would improve it we’d be glad to hear from you.      Our emails are below.

 

We hope you keep well and happy, and that 2010 will be your year!

 

 Kate and Bob

 

 

Tel: 01462 622 222    Fax:01462 622 111    elmitt@btinternet.com    bob.wilkins@btinternet.com

A look at 2006, written in Jan 07


It’s over four years since we moved to a Victorian house in Arlesey in Bedfordshire and we’re getting to know folk in the village and becoming accepted, Kate for her music and the choir, and me because I was invited again to be Father Christmas at the school Christmas Fayre.    I dished out presents to those kids who weren’t too traumatised by me last year and stayed away.


Work on the building projects - conversion of the coach house into flats and the replacement of ramshackle garages by ‘The Studio’, a 70 seat performance space, was held up for well over a year.


When we came here we bought the house in Kate’s name and the coach house in mine.    This was for fiscal reasons but don’t tell anyone.    The Bank of Scotland which is providing the money decided that they didn’t want to lend the money to me alone, and insisted that the coach house be put in our joint names.     As we’d recently remortgaged the house, in our joint names, we now jointly owned the whole property. These changes naturally resulted in extra legal costs.


The bank then realised that because the coach house stands within the garden they would have problems if we reneged on the loan as they’d have no access, so they then insisted that the owners of the garden (us) gave a grant of easement (right of way) to the owners of the coach house (also us). Trouble is, you can’t give a grant of easement to yourself!     After a lot of deep thought and mounting solicitor’s fees they agreed to let me once again be sole owner of the coach house, so that Kate and I jointly could give a grant of easement to me.    Are you with it so far?   


Then it was discovered that the people who formerly owned the back half of the garden had taken a lien on the coach house, and the bank wouldn’t finalise the loan until it had been cancelled.      The lien had, in effect, been cancelled when we bought the land, but the solicitor acting for the former owners wouldn’t release the deed because they hadn’t paid his bill.     We finally got that sorted out, and the deed went the rounds of the
UK for various signatures.       When it found its way back to the solicitors they posted it to our solicitor and it got lost in the post, so it all had to be done again.    It didn’t occur to them to send something so trivial as a property deed by recorded delivery!


Consequently, work on the Studio resumed only a few weeks ago, and should be finished by the end of January.   We’ve already bought a Bechstein grand which is lurking expectantly on its side in the lounge, poised to make the journey into the studio.     We’re now looking forward to having choir rehearsals, pupils’ concerts, courses and other events in there, as well as making it available to other folks.


We’ve had three different tenants in our annex flat, the present one being
Lizz McCarthy plus 2 rabbits, with all of whom we’re on very good terms.     When Lizz isn’t working for Paper Chase she enjoys drag racing, and was formerly a professional motor-cycle racer!


Kate’s done a lot of Magic Carpet concerts with cellist Cathy Wilmers, and adjudicated at the music festivals in Wellingborough, North London, Nuneaton and Exeter.     In the latter town I told stories in Vranch House, a school for children with severe learning difficulties, by arrangement with Liz Railton who has since gone to live in Canada.       Whenever either Kate or I work with disabled children or adults we feel so sad, and thankful for our own good health.

 

I did more storytelling, including a week at Wicksteed Park in Kettering, which has become a yearly treat, but my main focus this year has been ‘Animal Story’ (working title only) which I hope to finish in the New Year.   It’s a novel about the vicissitudes experienced by the animals in our garden – hedgehogs, squirrels, foxes and badgers, when ‘Old Pair’ and their black Labrador and equally black tomcat (a quartet remarkably like Kate and I, Emily and Midnight) move in.    

 

We’ve actually only got hedgehogs and squirrels, and for the purposes of the book I’ve had to enlarge the garden by many acres, to make room for the others!     We now ‘possess’ a wooded hill, modelled on Shire Hill in Glossop, and a small forest, similar to the deciduous parts of Romney Warren in Bedfordshire.     When I go out into the garden I’m quite surprised by the restricted dimensions, but then I go back inside and it expands to its proper size, with hill and forest, and it’s OK again.   We acquired these extras at no cost whatever, and can recommend this method to anyone who wants to extend their property.

 

We dream one day of actually having such a place which can become a massive wildlife sanctuary.      Then on waking realise that this won’t happen until the book is published and makes untold millions.    In unguarded moments I find myself choosing actors to do the voice-overs in the film version.

 

Our choir Vivace has given the usual concert each term, singing Mozart’s Coronation Mass and Ave Verum, Bernstein’s West Side Story, Rossini Petit Messe Solonelle and other things, with me singing solos (Leporello’s Catalogue Aria, If I were a Rich Man etc), while Kate played all the time for everyone.    Everyone is under the thumb of our conductor John Andrews, a determined young man who also controls two London orchestras and another choir.    Vivace also sang at a wedding and hopes to do more, and also with the local choir in Shillington Church.    We had a fund-raising Quiz Night which was great fun. Kate’s team came second and mine nowhere!   


Each term we’ve had Associated Board exams here, with excellent results for the students Kate has entered.     She also ran two piano courses at Little Benslow in Hitchin which were so successful that the participants asked for another, which has been arranged in our Studio in early February.      I’ll be cooking every meal, so hope the participants survive.


Having three pianos in the music room for a short time, Kate got some of her stars to join her in the two concerti Bach wrote for three pianos.    In August we ran our first Midsummer Music week-long course for children of primary age in the nursery across the road, a delightful venue, with Rowena and
Paul Thompson (fiddlers).      We all got on very well and the kids loved it, so we’re doing it again in 2007.     We may add to this shorter, one or two day courses, for various instruments, involving some of the other professional musicians we know.


We’ve been promoting Masa Tayama, a superb Japanese pianist who is slowly making headway in the profession.     After appearing in
New York and Japan he performed a breathtaking Rach 3 with the Rehearsal Orchestra this year and has a Wigmore Hall debut next April.


Kate has been invited to adjudicate at the 2007 Hong Kong Music Festival for five weeks, and I’ll be working in schools over there, and then we’re off to Borneo for a holiday.     We’ll be back home for a month before we go to Sri Lanka where Kate’s got another five week stint at their festival, while I again work in the schools.

 

We went to Sri Lanka for a holiday some time ago, arriving two weeks after the Tamil Tigers had blown up the airport.      We were the only guests in a 70 room hotel which had been fully booked before the attack, and were treated like royalty.      One of the many highlights of our trip was a visit to the Pinnewela elephant orphanage.      Kate will be adjudicating at several points in the island, including one near Pinnewela, and we can’t wait!     Large parts of Sri Lanka were devastated by the tsunami, and we’re looking forward to seeing what progress has been made, much of it by the inhabitants themselves in the absence of most of the help they were promised in the immediate aftermath.


Kate will also be performing in the Leeds International Festival with Cathy. Then, probably at the end of the year, we’ll be going to St.Lucia where Sue Whitlock, online counsellor extraordinaire and a friend of Lizz, our tenant-pal, is arranging a tour for John Railton, Kate and me.    John and Kate got together for two ‘Three Hands at One Piano’ concerts, which were extremely good and almost complete sell-outs.

 

Fabulous soprano Christine Bunning spent a wonderful day here doing workshops on Frauenlieben und Leben with fourteen of Kate’s advanced pupils.       Kate enjoyed accompanying lots of youngsters who are aiming to get into county youth orchestras and choirs.      Pupils’ concerts have included the annual Concerto Bonanza in which the most reliable and talented play with an orchestra and which, once again, was a great success.


We’ve been trying to sell Mum’s viola.      It has been valued at £25,000 but, although quite a number of fiddlers have tried it, no-one has bought it yet. We’re now considering ebay, but if you’d like to make us an offer we’ll consider that instead.


This year Kate has been having trouble with her hands, her thumb joints having been practically destroyed by sixty-odd years of practicing and playing, to the point where she is in pain during most performances.       She went to several experts, and finally decided not to have the recommended operations to reconstruct the joints until the pain becomes intolerable.     Cortisone injections are a possible half-measure.

 

While on one of these trips to London surgeries we went to the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition and gazed at Damien Hirst’s 35 feet high pregnant woman.       It cost over £1,500,000 to make and we wondered if the money could have been put to better use elsewhere.   The exhibition had a few wonderful things and a whole load of tripe, and that’s from two people who like a lot of contemporary art.

Sadly Kate’s brother Martin’s health deteriorated and he went into hospital in May.      He’s still there, but hopefully a new drug which he began to take a few weeks ago will bring about the miracle we all hope for.      He still plays his cello once a week and is composing lots of short pieces.    Sister Pauline’s been over from Zurich a couple of times, to see Mart and, with her daughter Elise, to attend an enjoyable day in Southend at cousin Wendy and Mac’s home for several family celebrations.


My family are OK, with Anne (daughter) and Peter trying to reduce their working week, but finding themselves even doing overtime because of staff problems.      Julie (daughter) and Martyn are well, as are Elizabeth (daughter) and James.       
Elizabeth has been offered an unconditional place in a university law faculty, so one day I’ll have a solicitor for a daughter.    Might help with future grant of easement problems.


Ian (ex son-in-law) is doing well with his market stalls, which will become his full-time job when he retires soon from the Parks Department.     Vicky (granddaughter) was left with two gorgeous little boys when Lee walked out, but seems to be coping very well.       Richard (grandson) has gone into engineering and Katharine (granddaughter) got her masters and is doing research at
Manchester U.


We had a couple of holidays, one being a fortnight in Morzine, France.      It was a delightful time during which we had numerous adventures.      We saw ice hockey, paragliding and mountain biking, the last being done at breakneck speed down the ski slopes.      We visited mountain-top Avoriaz, a music museum, a village where goats have priority over motorised traffic, swam free-of-charge in an Olympic-sized pool, and had many other treats.

 

Later, we had a brief break in Great Yarmouth, courtesy of the Sun newspaper.      Each year I buy six copies which I secrete under my jacket in case anyone sees them, for the coupons which entitle us to a cheap four nights in a caravan!      In Great Y we went to the rather impressive model village and the rather down-at-heel aquarium, and the encouraging zoo at Thirlby Hall where efforts are being made to give the captives a slightly better life than in many similar establishments.


We’ve had two canal boat trips, with friends Alison and John, and Cathy and Graham, in which we got plenty of exercise opening and closing locks.      It’s interesting to think that 200 years ago the bargees had to do this dozens of times on even fairly short journeys, and that it was nevertheless the quickest way to get large quantities of heavy products (coal, stone, cement etc) round the country.    Here endeth the history lesson.

We hope you all had a good 2006 and will have an even better 2007.    Cheerio!

 

 

Things will be added to this section on a regular basis, so you might like to pop back every so often to see what’s appeared since your last visit, like incredibly useful tips such as Embezzlement for Everyone, Three Ways to Tame a Rhinoceros Without Really Trying, and How to Perform Your Own Heart Transplant.

 

Report from Hong Kong, March 2007

Apologies for the absence of picture captions.   They'll be added when I've learned how to match up the words with the images.

 

 

In February 2007, having arranged for one of Kate pupils to live in the house to look after the dog and cat, and engaged four friends to teach her students, we set off for Hong Kong, where she was to adjudicate at the Hong Kong Schools Music Festival, and I was to tell stories in schools.

 

After settling into our Cathay Pacific plane I celebrated our departure by spilling a glass of white wine in my lap.   This was delicately patted dry by a pretty Chinese stewardess.   I’m planning a repeat performance on the return journey.

 

To avoid the problems of deep vein thrombosis, we both moved around and exercised at intervals during the 13 hour flight.    I went to the rear of the plane and touched toes etc, with my back to the busy kitchen.      When we reached the hotel we discovered that the rear seam of my trousers had come apart, and that I had displayed my underpants to the pretty Chinese stewardess.

 

Flying into super-sophisticated (and spotlessly clean) Chek Lap Kok can never quite erase the fun of landing at the old Kai Tak airport where the plane descended between high-rise buildings through whose windows you could watch people cooking and eating and doing other interesting things.   A friend who flew these planes told us that pilots could have three attempts at landing (having lined up with an advertising hoarding on the roof of a block of flats) and then were diverted to another airfield with less obstacles to negotiate.   It must have been alarming for the passengers to pass the same windows three times, before whizzing off to another country.

 

DinkyToysOn arriving at the Luk Kwok Hotel we found we were on the top floor – the 29th. -  from which we can watch the dinky toy cars pumping pollution at the pedestrians far below and see a bit of sea and the hills of Kowloon across the water.      Although by no means a penthouse, it’s a pleasant room with all the usual bits and pieces, like most other city-centre hotel rooms anywhere in the world.     The hotel is a stone’s throw from the FlyingCockroachConvention Centre, which locals christened the ‘Flying Cockroach’.  

 

               

At the official reception we listened to two brothers playing the violin, and a 12 year old girl who gave a brilliant performance on a zheng, a multi-stringed Chinese instrument.   She ZhengPlayerrepresented Hong Kong at the 2006 Llangollen Eisteddfod

 

Kate started work on Monday as an adjudicator at the Hong Kong Schools Music Festival, having just one day to recover from the 13 hour flight, and after very little sleep in a strange bed.                                

By Wednesday evening she was beginning to

surface, having by then listened to 360 kids playing their grade one and grade two pieces, with the good ones countable on one hand.     Then, on Thursday, she heard 22 performances of a Schubert Sonata, three of them ‘magical’.

                 At the end of each class she poses for photos with contestants, mums, teachers and sundry other dignitaries, as part PhotoWithMumof the job.     Kate is one of 31 adjudicators who will hear 167,000 entrants during the five weeks of the Festival.

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I have worked in two schools, the Korean International which was something of a challenge with amazingly unresponsive teenagers, and at Peak International School with delightful children and friendly welcoming teachers.    In each Peak class there were kids from at least a dozen countries, all learning together and finding that we are really all the same, no matter where we hail from.    What a wonderful grounding for an adult life in our increasingly cosmopolitan world.   I think they are very privileged, as I was in being able to work there.        Stories can be a bridge between cultures, showing that people of all nations are very similar with much the same problems and wishes and fears and ambitions.     Finding that people whom we thought were different enjoy the same stories as we do, helps to bring us closer.

 

The hotel is full of ‘flunkies’.    There can be as many as four between the lift and the outside door and if like us, you’re not too partial to being flunked and try to escape without assistance, they jostle each other and you for the privilege of getting to the door handle first.

 

The food in the hotel is ample and edible but a visit to the local markets can make you cautious.   To advertise the fish as fresh is an understatement as it’s often flipping about on the slabs.   At one stall a live eel was being cut into pieces to fill someone’s shopping bag.     Not to our taste, but when overseas you accept what goes on because there’s nothing you can do to change it.    And is what happens any worse than fish dying a slow death after being dropped ArtsAndCraftsfrom nets into the hold of a Western trawler?

 

Not all shopping is distressful.  Kate wants new curtains and, while rushing from one adjudicating venue to another, found some material at up-market China Arts and Crafts.   It cost about a million pounds a metre but wasn’t quite right so she’s looking for something better.    Fortunately, working hard for six days a week, she doesn’t get much time for shopping.

                                                                                                                  

Every morning someone asks if we have any laundry to which they can attend.   After looking at the laundry list (1GBP for a handkerchief) Kate decided she could do our own, and now does the washing in the bath.   As a reward she blew 65p on a bar of Cadbury’s Dairy Milk, which has nearly all gone.     I took the torn trousers to a local laundry, wanting them to be clean when they went to the tailor for mending.   I got them back two days later, and found that the seam had been repaired, at no extra charge.

 

Each day we receive a free copy of the South China Morning Post, a quality newspaper filled with all the joyful news we get back at home – murders, political intrigue, international disputes, famine, atrocities and the rest.

 

FerryInDockIn the ever-changing HK landscape, some things remain reassuringly the same.   The CentralPierold Star Ferry still chugs across the water on its ten minute trip between the Island and Kowloon, for $HK2, or 13p, with wrinklies traveling free.     Sadly, however, a decision was made to demolish the old landing stages which have seen historic arrivals and departures.       After the pier at Central was removed the public outcry was such that the wreckers were sent home.

  

                                                                                                                                                                 

I’m working in Guangdong for the British Council for ten days later this month, and went to China Travel Service for a visa.   Later that day I discovered that I’d lost my passport and spent time visiting shops in which I might have dropped it.    Finally I FerryEnRoutereturned to CTS, emptying my bag on the counter to find the receipt, only to be reminded that the passport had been retained by them, to be collected with the visa a couple of days later.    

 

On reaching the hotel I discovered that the mobile phone was missing, and searched everywhere for it.    A phone call the following day revealed that it had been left on the China Travel Service counter.    I know what they say about getting old, but I’d rather blame other things, like delayed jet-lag or pollution.

 

Kate, somehow, doesn’t need excuses.    She’s managed this first week and still has energy for a trip today (Sunday).   We’re going to tour ‘The Land Between’, the rural area between Hong Kong and China proper, largely untouched by the incredible development on the Island and Kowloon.           This is a free treat provided by the Festival, but an even greater joy is the opportunity to compare notes with other adjudicators at meal times.   One of them has told us where to go in China for bargain curtain material, so maybe we’ll return home with some money.

 

On the way to the meeting place we saw the tail-enders in the Hong Kong Marathon, finishing in five hours plus.     Earlier in the week there were warnings of the danger of running in a heavily polluted environment, and attempts made to call the event off.   The marathon went ahead, and over 6,000 had to be given first aid.

 

We also passed some of the 300,000 Philippine girls who work here, as maids for Hong Kong families.   Their day off is Sunday, when they gather in many spots to tape down cardboard sheets on which they set up their temporary ‘home’.    They bring primus stoves, food, playing cards, and messages from home to share with their pals.

 

The Land Between is that area between the northern edge of Kowloon and the border of ‘mainland’ China, although it is all mainland with no physical division between the two, apart from a short river.    This area is by no means all rural, as several major towns have sprouted up in recent years, such as Sha Tin, Tai Po, Tsuen Wan and Tuen Mun.    However, we kept mainly to the countryside which is quite dramatic in its close juxtaposition to the new developments.     Huddled round the base of a skyscraper can be hovels surrounded by banana plantations.    Close one eye and you’re in the centre of a vibrant modern city.      Change eyes and you’re deep in the lush beauty of an unspoiled wilderness.    We were advised not to pick the wild flowers, all of which are protected by law.

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Our Chinese guide was Bruce, who was most informative.   First stop was the Yuen LightingTempleCandlesYuen Temple which was crowded as this was the main day of the Chinese New Year and also the local equivalent of Valentine’s Day.   Hoards of people were lighting long tubes which they stood in trays of sand.   They also threw prayers into an incinerator so that the smoke, and hence their wishes, would reach their gods.    TempleGodsWe couldn’t help thinking that not only their prayers, but also their money, was going up in smoke.    Bruce remarked that while the Chinese seem very Westernised in their dress and manners, they remain very Eastern on the inside.

 

We learned that, anxious to IncineratorForNWdevelop trade links and maybe to make it easier to get to the casinos, locals are planning a 50 kilometre bridge from Hong Kong to Macau.    As the route will go underground in a couple of places it won’t be all bridge, but knowing the Chinese it’s bound to be incredible.    There really seems to be no limit to their horizons, as anyone who has landed at Chek Lap Kok, which used to be two mountainous islands, will know.   They had universities hundred of years before Oxford and Cambridge were thought of, printed from moveable type centuries before Gutenberg, and explored large chunks of the world before Columbus was born.   A mere 50 kilometre gap is nothing!

 

We saw our first dogs on this trip, in the rural areas.    We hadn’t seen a dog or a cat, tame or feral, in Hong Kong city, although we’ve been told that some people have them.  

 

Bird fanciers here take their feathered friends for a walk.  As the birds remain in their cages, however, it’s more exercise for the owner than the budgie.

 

OldVillage2We visited a small village built in a traditional style, near the border with mainland China.     Most of the 300 inhabitants are elderly, as the youngsters have left for work elsewhere.     When they die, the village will die.  Several abandoned houses have already fallen into decay, the absent doors and windows enabling one to examine the interiors (ladders to the first floor etc) without peering into occupied properties.

 

OldHouseLadderEverywhere we go, something happens to show us what a small world we live in.   One member of the group, on learning that we live in Bedfordshire, mentioned a friend, Kath Dixon.     When looking for deputies to teach her students during our absence, Kate was given Kath’s name and discussed the idea with her!   Incidentally, by Saturday evening Kate had heard, and adjudicated, 1,457 pianists!

 

Our last stop was at a fishing village, where the people live on boats, beneath which WaterVillagelarge nets are suspended.     These nets are filled with fish which are fed until large enough for sale.   The village is located just outside a typhoon shelter, within which it can re-locate in the event of a big wind.    Presumably the fish move with the boats, doubtless thinking they are going on holiday, much like the birds who ‘walk’ round the park.

 

We’ve tried to speak a little Chinese, but extreme care is called for.    Although Kate has perfected ‘Good morning’ and ‘Good afternoon’, often to applause from an audience not used to Guylos making any effort at their language, Bruce advised caution.

 

He used a phrase and said it meant “I am hungry”.   He then repeated the phrase with no apparent change and said it now meant “I have diarrhoea”.   One of the adjudicators, working in the New Territories with no English-speaking clerk, could not make the competitors understand when she called their numbers.    Consequently she said ‘Nine’ in Chinese and was puzzled by the howls of laughter.    What she had actually called was ‘Monkey’.    The same lady told us that, when in a Mumbai office applying for a visa, the man she was dealing with received a couple of phone calls.    Each time he picked the telephone up he said “It’s boiling here” which she thought was strange, as it wasn’t particularly hot.   She later found that his name was Boiling.

 

George Lee, one of the adjudicators, was playing for an opera and witnessed an altercation between two horn players.   One, a seasoned professional, took issue with the other, a student, who frequently came in with a pickled egg which he broke open on the music stand before devouring it.     Eventually, the student, apparently contrite, offered his senior colleague an egg, in a gesture of good will.     The older man accepted the gift and cracked it on the music stand.     The egg, quite fresh, splattered over his shoes and dribbled down the stand to the floor.

 

Several adjudicators have fallen victim to local bugs and viruses, but they’ve all kept working so that no-one has, as yet, had to do extra sessions.    Some years ago Richard Deering told us that he had diarrhoea during a concert.    The Beethoven Sonata he was performing had never, he told us, been played as fast as on that evening.

 

Just behind the hotel is a ubiquitous 24 hour 7/11 shop, where I bought a bottle of gin and a small bottle of local wine.     The merest sip of the latter showed that it was rot gut.    Kate came back in need of sustenance and poured what she thought was a gin and tonic for each of us.   The room became quite bendy, and the furniture started to dance in a most attractive way.    I suppose she could be forgiven for not knowing the difference between the Chinese characters for tonic water and fire water!   We’d only been here for a week.

 

There are notices in the hotel saying ‘In case of fire do not use lift’   Unfortunately we have to break the rules and use them, being on the 29th floor.     The local folk are great ones for rules.   Twice we’ve seen fire engines rushing to a blaze stop at traffic lights, waiting patiently for them to turn to green.   One rule we heartily endorse is ‘No smoking in any public place’.     It means we can have a meal without someone lighting up at the next table, or in the ridiculously designated ‘non-smoking area’ from which the smoke is prohibited from spreading.     Even the public parks are smoke free!

 

Although this isn’t the tourist season, there are plenty of Westerners here, many of them walking along grim faced and wary, as though expecting to be mugged at any moment.   

 

Before the handover in 1997 many Westerners thought there would be cataclysmic changes.   One couple we knew sold their house and were living on a boat, ready for a quick getaway when the Chinese army GreenPostBoxmarched in.   That didn’t happen, and now ten years later there seems, superficially at least, to be little difference between pre- and post-handover.    Most streets, for instance, retain their former names – Nathan Road, Lockhart Road, Gloucester Road, Edinburgh Place and so on.     We asked one of Kate’s clerks how the 1997 hand-over had changed life in Hong Kong.   She said “Very much.  The red letter boxes were painted green”

  

 

Another noticeable difference is that fewer young people are as fluent in English as they used to be.     When the hand-over came the new Chief Executive announced that all teaching had to be in the ‘mother tongue’.   Understandable, no doubt, for a people anxious to establish its new identity, but a mistake for one wishing to make headway in a business world for which a knowledge of English is essential, especially in these days of the Internet.

 

There’s nothing quite like the evocative smell of drains to bring back a sense of belonging in Hong Kong.   LoftyVirtueThat and the slow pace at which people walk in the streets, which seems odd in a place where the speed of life is anything but slow.    Maybe it’s a way to counter the effects of stress.    They must have found some method, as Hong Kongers are the longest-lived people on earth, ahead of the Japanese and the Spanish.    Maybe being happy is the secret.     It’s such a pleasure to be here, as the Chinese, while often appearing anxious and nervy, are a delightfully courteous, friendly, smiley people.

 

Behind the hotel is Jaffe Road, and parallel with that is Lockhart Road.   The latter is one of those streets where a certain type of business is concentrated, as in Harley Street in London.    Here it’s bathroom and shower shops, selling every conceivable variety of sanitary appliances.    One seemingly out of place establishment is the Lofty Virtue Publication Centre.    I need look no further when my novel is finished.

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The virtue stops at the pavement edge, as the other side of the road is part of the red light district, several of the premises fronted by pretty girls, often applying their make-up and curling their eyelashes for the benefit of the passing trade.    Although dressed provocatively to attract customers, they are usually flanked by hard faced madames whose grim looks are more than enough to negate their employees’ charms.   When I tried to photograph them they turned away.     Maybe not wanting the keen-eyed Hong Kong tax man to recognise them!

 

After thinking I had lost my passport last week, I really did lose Kate’s.     On the way to get her a visa for China I pulled out a map and think this was when it was lost.    The police were very friendly and sympathetic, as was the consular official when he told me the cost of a replacement was £96.    At least, Kate will have a new passport with a photo which looks better than the last one, and which will last for ten years from now.

 

MasaAtPianoOn Saturday our friend, the remarkable Japanese pianist Masa Tayama, is playing Prokofiev’s Third Piano Concerto with an orchestra conducted by another friend, Lev Parikian.     In a recital at our house Kate played the orchestral part for him a few weeks ago, and everyone agreed that it was a terrific joint performance.    Masa is one of the finest talents Kate has known in a lifetime of hearing the great professional pianists.

 

 

We want to wish our wonderful choir, Vivace, all the best for the concert on Saturday 17th March (in the WI Hall in Arlesey, Bedfordshire, if you’re near enough to go).  They’re singing the Pergolesi Stabat Mater, folksongs arranged by our president John Railton, and other items.    Some music is being provided by the Potterton String Quartet, and it’ll be the first time that Kate hasn’t played for them, so it’s just as well that they won’t need a pianist.   

What they did need, when we started the choir, was a mascot.    We invited the Italian tenor Pavarotti but he didn’t reply so he missed his chance.  Subsequently we were delighted to meet the famous Indian baritone Ravipotti who not only became our mascot but who performs in every concert.

 

At the end of the third week friendly American Don Oehler returned to his professorial duties at the University of North Carolina, and lovely Dr Hsia-jung Chang left to continue her musical career in New York.   

 

It’s great meeting adjudicators from different parts of the world but it’s a special joy to make friends with British musicians.   People like Raphael Terroni who had lessons with Cyril Smith and like Kate runs Little Benslow courses, Roshan Magub who teaches talented children at the Purcell School, recorder specialist trendy young Becki Austen-Brown, David Oliver whom Kate has known since Watford days in the Sixties, and tap dancing Bernard King who is full of fun.  

 

Then there’s hilarious George Lee, Guy Cremnitz who came to our house and examined in his slippers, adventurous Michelle Lee who examines for Trinity College and has recently moved to France, Andrew Davis who was formerly plenipotentiary to the Sultan of Sulu, Rosemary Wright who studied with Kate in Vienna, and Andy Sherwood whose first job on coming to England from Rhodesia was to play for Fonteyn and Nureyev.

 

When he was a young man Andy was in a café when he noticed a beautiful woman with sad eyes sitting alone.    He gallantly asked if he could buy her a drink.    She accepted and he sat at her table.   He noticed she sat with feet splayed and said “Are you some kind of dancer?” to which she replied “You could say that”

 

The next afternoon he had taken his place in the orchestra pit for a rehearsal when the star of the evening’s show, the great sad eyed ballerina Svetlana Beriosova, looked down and called “Hi Andy, how’re you doing?”

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Because the work is so intensive, demanding hours of concentration for six days a week, most of the adjudicators agree that three weeks is about enough, and five weeks is a killer.   Kate, however, remains full of energy!     Would anyone who knows her doubt it?

 

Her share of the 167,000 entrants includes all types and sizes, some of them utterly brilliant and some who shouldn’t have been entered, and several who carefully clean all the keys before they begin!   Some of the little boys look extremely pretentious in specially tailored tails and bow ties.

 

I have worked in several schools, including the German-Swiss International School whose librarian, Monica, decorated the library in Native American fashion as some of my stories were to be those told in a tepee and elsewhere in the West.      Backdrop for the stories was a rather realistic tepee, with various other artefacts.

 

We’ve taught several of the adjudicators Jana's card game, which visitors to our home may remember with varying degrees of pleasure.   Viviane Ronchetti learned so well that she actually beat Kate, something almost unheard of, and even less forgivable.

 

As a special treat, my friend the beautiful 18" tall Daffodil played her violin at the start of one of Viviane’s sessions, to give the competitors something to aim for.    Her performance was deemed to be without parallel.

Viviane is director of the National Youth Strings Academy, and is conducting a course in nearby (to us) Hatfield Herts in August.    The course is aimed at talented players aged 9 to 15 with a playing standard of Grades 5, 6 and 7.

 

Another course is in Leatherhead in July.   For further details see the website at www.nysastrings.org.uk.     Viviane has a great sense of humour and we reckon anything she runs will be well worth attending.   For information Tel/Fax: 01728 605917.  Her email is director@nysastrings.org.uk

 

 

Unfortunately, Kate has developed ‘trigger thumb’, one of her thumb joints having decided to stick on occasion, and help was clearly needed.   We went to a local medical centre which is open seven days a week from 10am to 2am!!!!   How’s that for service!    The doctor gave Kate an examination and some pills, at a cost of a little under 16 pounds.   It costs more to take the dog to the Vet.    Since then she has been bitten by scores of bugs, her ankles resembling pin cushions, so it’s on with the cream and down with more pills.      Comparing bumps with Roshan they discovered that they were the only two who had adjudicated in a posh local hotel, and were the only two who had been bitten.   Obvious comclusions were drawn.

 

TempleStreetWe went to exciting Temple Street Night Market, where the prices make you wonder if anyone can make a living there.    We bought a few things including a pair of (new) shoes for Kate for 2 pounds 40p.

 

The last time we were in China we went to see the Terracotta Warriors in Xian.      Despite having seen the photographs and even a film of the display, we weren’t prepared for the marvel of it all.   The ranks of soldiers stretching away into the distance were quite stunning, as was the promise that more warriors were waiting to be uncovered.

 

Now we read that another emperor’s tomb has been excavated, to reveal one-third human size terracotta figurines.     40,000 have been found in the ten out of 81 pits surrounding the tomb which have been opened so far.    Another 28 unopened pits surround the tomb of the empress.      There are the graves of over 10,000 nobles also at the site.     The mind boggles at the possibilities.

 

We wanted some curtain fabric for the foyer at home and, after thinking Kate might have to join me in DragonMaterialGuangzhou to go to the much admired Cloth Market, we found some in a shop quite near the hotel.   The name of the shop is New Bedford Interiors.   We asked why, and it appears that the Chinese owner saw the name and thought it sounded ‘superior’.   We couldn’t agree more.    We wrote our company name ‘Elmitt Enterprises’ on the order.    A few days later the shop keeper rang to tell ‘Mr.Enterprises’ that the material had arrived.

 

When I lost Kate’s passport last week the man at the British Consulate told me we needed to complete one form, and that I could go to apply for a replacement.      Both pieces of information were wrong, as there are two forms, and Kate had to go herself.   We also found that the first set of photos she had done, in which she is smiling sweetly, wouldn’t do, as you have to look grim for the new bio something brand of identity documents.

 

This all led to Kate having to go herself to the Consulate, which was just as well.      She completed the forms, paid the £96 fee, and was leaving when her name was called.      They had just opened the post to find her passport returned by a public spirited but sadly anonymous (because they couldn’t be thanked) citizen.    The application was cancelled, and the fee returned.

 

PandaBabiesKate’s passport negotiation was not newsworthy, unlike those of two new immigrant children.    To celebrate the tenth anniversary of Hong Kong’s reunification with China the mainland has presented Hong Kong Zoo with a pair of panda cubs, shown here playing with the First Secretary and his wife.

 

We saw our first cat this week, in a shop.  It was very friendly, rubbing round our legs and bringing Midnight very much to mind.

 

Although we’re a long way from home we keep up to date with world news, and note that sanctions for Iran are still on the international agenda.      The Iranians are required to put an immediate stop to all nuclear activity.    They have seen their nextdoor neighbour conquered by the world’s most dangerous country, led by the world’s leading terrorist, who also has them on his hit list.     Did Hitler object to the Poles and French making guns and bullets before he invaded, I wonder.   Would we have supported sanctions against them, if he had?

 

Future generations will see as a major stain on the British character our collaboration in the murder of hundreds of thousands of men women and children in order to get our hands on their national product, and the valuable reconstruction rewards for rebuilding the infrastructure we have destroyed.    People worry about rising crime figures.    In history crime has always risen in societies which have begun to decay.

 

At the beginning of week four I went to China and so missed the Junior Exhibitioner Class at the Festival.    This was for children under twelve, and Kate adjudicated for fifteen hours with Guy Cremnitz (the examiner who came to our house and asked if he could wear his slippers).   There were performances of Haydn, Mozart, Bach, Poulenc, Rebikov and Copland which were awesome.      One of the winners was Peggy, daughter of our friend Rizzo Chung.    Rizzo had entered Peggy under her Chinese name, so that Kate wouldn’t know who she was.

 

The final dinner on the Saturday (with still a week to go!) was enlivened by a rather messy performance by six adjudicators, including Kate, who gave an ‘unforgettable’ rendition of one of the set piece duets.

 

Week Four was the most tiring, due to several late finishes.   Kate got back to the hotel at 11pm one day after judging two finals, having started at 9.00 in the morning.      For one final there was an obvious winner, a talented 10 year old who also composes (which helps his understanding of breadth and awareness, and leads to a clever balance of hands), beating a 16 year old who already has 2 diplomas.   Both study with Eleanor Wong, a great teacher.

 A spectacular highlight of the week was a visit to the Tsuen Wan town hall for a performance of Prokofiev’s Romeo and Juliet.     The vast orchestra was creative and colourful with excellent and dominant tuba playing and wonderful solo passages from the strings.

 

BalletKate had a seat near the front and marvelled at the inventive props and scenery and the amazing costumes in brightly coloured silks.   The swashbuckling was stirring and the scene changes incredibly clever.   The exciting choreography was designed by a woman who had been born a man.    She had always felt female, eventually had the operation, and had since adopted a child.   Having been through such enormous changes she now feels that there are no limts and she can do anything.      Not a bad attitude for comeone in the arts!

 

Despite all the foregoing, the night was made by the dancers.    Most were oriental, Romeo being danced wonderfully by Zhang Yao.   However, as the report in the South China Morning Post put it, the night belonged to Faye Leung who played Juliet.     She was on stage for most of the three hours, and “Heartfelt and convincing in her acting, her dancing was not only beautiful in the duets but showed a new brilliance in her solos, and she shone from start to finish”.

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To get back to the hotel, there were three changes on the MTR (Mass Transit Railway), Hong Kong’s celebrated transport system.      Each carriage has a map of the whole system, with lights which move along to show where you've been are and where you hope to end up.

 On reaching the station you find that the doors are exactly aligned with the doors which open in the glass platform edge barrier.   No chance of suicides on these stations!

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I popped back from China on the Friday evening and Kate and I went to the Flying Cockroach and saw the lights on both sides of harbour, and on the boats.    Several of the latter display non-functional lights, even though they appear not to be involved in tourism.   Perhaps it’s all a matter of ‘Let’s join in the fun’    There was also an elaborate tableau of some event in China's history which attracted a lot of attention.   We'd seen it in daylight but it was much NightTableau1more interesting illuminated at night.

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On the Saturday I went with Kate to the day’s venue and listened to the performances and her adjudication in morning, then found a quiet spot in the empty school to eat our sandwiches.   These were ‘stolen’ from the hotel restaurant (most of the adjudicators are criminals!).     We take extra slices of bread and bits of filling, aided and abetted by the waitresses, who provide ‘doggy bags’.

 

ArmchairThere is always something going on in Hong Kong, in fact often many things at the same time.   Paralleling the Music Festival is a Literary Festival, advertised by an avid reader.    So keen is he, in fact, that he sits in his armchair beside Harbour Road with his book for twenty-four hours every day.

 

In the lunch break we went with Michelle to the Jade Market, where Kate looked in jewelleryMarketStallvain for some bracelets she’d seen elsewhere.     When we came out of there I said goodbye and went off to the station for my journey back to Guangzhou.

  

On the last Sunday of our stay Kate went to Lamma Island with Roshan Magub, former head of keyboard studies at the Purcell School.      They sat on a bench by the sea and, having no utensils, ate barbecued sweet potato with their fingers.   After rubbing cream on their insect bites they strolled along the beautiful beach and paddled in the sea, had an expensive German ice cream, and were presented by an old lady with two lettuces, both of which they ate.         Lamma is a tranquil place with no motor cars and no building higher than three storeys.   Just the spot for weary adjudicators to spend a free day!

 

To relax between sessions Kate and Roshan and Vivienne played Jana’s Game, until they were asked, shortly before departure, to cease playing cards in the hotel foyer.   This was irritating, as the hotel had no other room in which to relax, but the management, having observed it for over four weeks, had decided to have no more of this Western debauchery.

 

EggCustardsKate’s clerks were all very well schooled, being efficient and helpful, many of them students just earning pocket money.     Several of them promised to visit us in future, when they come to England, as most hope to do to as part of their language studies.    Most are already pretty good at English, but one had to be asked not to call Kate an Associated BRoad Examiner.

 

The night before I got back from China there was another ‘final’ meal, after which George and Michelle accompanied Kate round the harbour, needing exercise to get over some heavy eating.      Often one can see groups exercising in the parks, especially before work in the morning.   They are practicing tai chi, the slow motion routines which develop poise and balance, usually without a leader.   They simply come togeEveningChatther, and if a guylo wants to join in they smile and make a space and sometimes offer helpful suggestions.

 

Despite the smells from the drains, the streets of Hong Kong are kept clean by an army of sweepers, usually elderly, who seem to work from first light to after sunset.   Also getting on a bit are the folk who push heavily laden barrows and carts, often Funfairpiled high with flattened cardboard boxes.   I didn’t like to ask what they did with them, but they could probably have answered me, having been brought up when English was the common language in the schools.

 

At least, with the language, we left behind something of value.       We made a mess of the world in the nineteenth century, and the Americans and Russians did no better in the twentieth.  China will be the greatest nation in the twenty-first.   Let’s hope they do a little better.   Sorry, I’m on my soapbox again.  It takes very little to get me there.

 

A taxi driver told me that before the change over in 1997 there was a lot of crime, but that this has reduced now as the police are working hard to beat the criminals.   However, he warned me to be careful especially round the railway stations as the people who have come from the interior looking for work will pick pockets, steal bags and generally misbehave.

 

We spent Friday evening chatting in lounge with other adjudicators.   We discovered that Andrew Davis had lived in Sabah (Borneo) for 25 years.   He gave us lots of info, and names of people to contact in Sabah, Sarawak and elsewhere, plus a fascinating and involved account of his relationship with the Royal Family of Sulu by whose sultan he was appointed plenipotentiary.      Andrew mentioned that many people go to Sabah hoping to catch sight of the pygmy elephants, but that in 25 years he’d never seen one.

 

Andy Sherwood recommended a cookery book, written by and given to him by Nela Rubenstein.    He told Scaffoldingus that Nela was replaced towards the end of Rubenstein’s life by another woman, to whom he gave many of the impressionist paintings and other treasures he had previously given to Nela.

 

Late we joined Rizzo and Adam Chung for a delicious meal at a Times Square restaurant.   Rizzo wants Kate to do some more work for her next year.      

 

On Saturday we posted a very heavy parcel home.    It contained the curtain material we’d bought, some jackets and other items, and cost about £45.   Pricey perhaps, but we’d have had difficulty with it.

 

Then we decided to go on a tram, but found them extremely busy.   One bound for Happy Valley, location of one of Hong Kong’s two racecourses, had a spare couple of seats, so we had a ride, and stayed on at the terminus to come back again!    On returning to the hotel we spent the afternoon packing and then at 6pm Jan Mann came with her husband Geoff to collect our case.       Jan is librarian at one of the schools I worked at, and Geoff is going to collect us from the airport when we return to HK for one night after our trip to Borneo.

 

An early morning call got us up in time to leave the Luk Kwok hotel at 5.30am, to drive the 40 kilometres to the airport to catch the plane to Kota Kinabalu.      We passed the container terminals which handle 25 million containers each year, and whose massive cranes were already festooned with lights.      Over two kilometres of our route was on the massive Tsing Ma Bridge, constructed to link Hong Kong and the airport at Lantau Island.   It’s the world’s largest road and rail suspension bridge, and we saw it being built in time for the hand-over when we first came to Hong Kong in 1996.

 

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